Could this day get any worse ?!
I woke up this morning with a congested head.
I got out of bed and stubbed my toe.
I shrieked, which caused my dog to start his uncontrolling bark.
This lasted about 10 minutes.
I went to wash up, and realized my nose began to bleed.
Im telling you, this nosebleed lasted for a good half hour.
I was going to be late for university, so I quickly washed up and went downstairs.
And what do you know?
The "sprain" i had in my finger from yesterday, didnt exactly turn out to be a sprain.
My WHOLE FINGER was black and purple, and obviously, i freaked.
I drove to the walk in clinic, and they told me it was broken.
Great, just what i needed.
By the time all this happened, I was definately late for school.
My professor called and began lecturing me about "skipping"
Me, skipping? Yeah, right.
Which is when i told him about my day.
I imagined him being reasonable and understanding.
Boy, was I wrong.
He told me tomorrow he wanted to talk to me about my "excuses."
And now my precious and innocent dog,
That wouldnt dare to try making me even more upset
Just vomited all over the floor.
Thank you, Jack.
Oh, what a perfect day.
Please read and comment!
Believe it or not,
This IS exactly what happened to me this morning,
No exaturating.
No "stretching the truth"
Nothing but the plain truth.
So, yeah,
This is bascically my best day ever.
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